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Post by Precious on Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:42 am

1998, Paderborn, Germany | Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant, Stefan, 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly -- and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud.

"The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to theground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. "It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen."
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Post by HOLDEN on Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:42 am

LMAO where do you come up with these precious.... too funny
I read the other ones too n what a laugh
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Post by Danielle on Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:13 am

hahahaha death by shit lol!

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Post by Newrone on Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:23 pm

Shouldn't laugh, but... lol!
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